Nobody Don't Like Christmas
Sung by: Meowth
Right up there with "Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer" and "The Chimney Song", Meowth's holiday
contribution deserves a spot in
"Most Politically Incorrect Songs of the Season". Essentially, everyone's favorite
trash-talking furball explains that Christmas is loved by everyone,
although most other holidays aren't...
Nobody don't like Christmas
It's da happy day dat everybody loves
It's da snowflakes driftin down
As da folks all over town
Are trimmin' trees and knittin' gloves
Some people don't like Easter
Or da Easter eggs da Easter Bunnies bring
When da chocolate hits their lips
It goes directly ta their hips
An' they pack on ten pounds every Spring
But nobody don't like Christmas
It's da time of year that everyone adores
It's holly jolly everywhere
Santa's downtown in da square
An' in all them real high-class department stores
Some people don't like New Year's
December thirty-first's the night they dread
They may be blowin' on noisemakers
But they're all a bunch of fakers
Cause they'd rather all be home asleep in bed!
But nobody don't like Christmas
An' it doesn't matter if yer young or old
It's filled with color and surprise
As right before yer eyes
The woild lights up in red and green and gold
Saint Valentine's Day is a day you could hate
If you ain't never been out on a date
An' da Fourth of July can be a real drag
If ya can't get no one ta salute your flag
But nobody don't like Christmas
It's a time of peace an' love an' brudderhood
Cause when you make peace wit' yer brudder
An' ya say, "I love ya, Mudder"
Santa Claus'll know dat you've been good
Memorial Day is a day ta forget
An' turkeys don't celebrate Thanksgiving yet
St. Patrick's Day is dull, Arbor Day is borin'
An' who wants ta go t'rough all dat Yom Kippur-in'? Heh...
But nobody don't like Christmas
An' I'll sing it from da top of every tree
Yes, nobody don't like Christmas
I say nobody don't like Christmas
An' nobody don't like Christmas
Except me!
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