Who Says the Twerp Should Inherit?

Words by TR Rose, Concept by TR Rose and Seleulc2

Sung by:
James
Todd the Photographer
Tracey Sketchit
Meowth trio

I need a word with ya, buddy
I'm sure you've heard of me, Todd is my name
I think this big ugly plant, here
Could be your ticket to financial gain
See, this plant is awfully big
I'll just snap me a picture or two
You'll be helping out Pokemon research
And there's a bit of cash in it for you!

Who says the twerp should inherit?
We're sick of Ash as the star
We like ya James, yer a Rocket
You and yer plant will go far

Who says the twerp should inherit?
His Pokemon are sub-par!
I tell ya James, yer gonna get what's comin to ya
Yes you are!

I'm a Pokemon Watcher
You know the great Tracey Sketchit, that's me
I'm here to make a few sketches
Of your Victreebel - just two or three
Yes, that's perfect, Oak will be thrilled
Y'know these sketches could make me a star
In return for your time and your trouble
Here's the keys to a shiny new car!

I can't believe it! I've got it made now.
Stick with my Victreebel and finally I'll be rich
What am I saying? Am I insane now?
I've got to throw that thing into the nearest ditch!

I take their offers, that means more feedings
Who knew my conscience would keep nagging as I sing?
I take these offers, that means I'm needing
To keep on helping that disgusting, nasty thing!

No! No! I won't lose my soul to the plant!
No! No! I don't know why, but I can't!
No! No! I've got no alternative, "Yana Kanji!"
But that means there is no happy ending for me
So I've got to destroy it, that's how it must be
Until "Here lies the plant, R.I.P."

But then... there's...
Jessie... lovely Jessie
If I were messy and a loser like before
How could she like me? Why would she want me?
Without my plant, she wouldn't love me anymore…

Who says the twerp should inherit?
We're sick of Ash as the star
We like ya James, yer a Rocket
You and yer plant will go far

Who says the twerp should inherit?
His Pokemon are sub-par!
I tell ya James, yer gonna get what's comin to ya
I tell ya, James, you're gonna get what's coming to ya
I tell ya, James, you're gonna get what's coming to ya
Yes you are!

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