Givin Da Public What Dey Want

By Mandy Nader

Jessie: Hi everyone! You know us as Team Rocket, the stars of TV's Pokemon!

Meowth: "Stars?" *Jessie whacks him with a mallet*

James: Despite our overwhelming popularity, we seem to be in a great deal of debt to the Boss...

Meowth: So we decided ta earn cash anudder way!

Jessie: After pouring through our fan mail, we've decided to answer some of your requests...

James: ...within reason, of course...

Meowth: An' Pokemon's producers send us a nice paycheck fer doin so!

Jessie: We're calling it...

All: The Rocket Request Show!

Jessie: And here's our first letter!
"Dear Jessie and James: I want to see more Rocketshipping! Your fan, Alexis"

James: "Rocketshipping"?

Jessie: Oh! I know!

*J&J appear in FedEx uniforms and begin packing Meowth into a box*

Meowth: I don't t'ink dat's what she meant!

James: No? *sweatdrop* Well, let's move on then...
"Dear Team Rocket: Please show us more Rocketshipping! Love always, Krissy PS: James is soooo cute!"
Well, thanks for the compliment, Krissy. *strikes a pose* But I'm still not sure what this "Rocketshipping" is... Ooh, I've got it!

*JJ&M appear as sailors on a yacht*

See, we're Rockets, and here we are on a ship!

*Meowth rolls his eyes*

Jessie: Moving on... oh no, here it is again! Everyone wants more of this "Rocketshipping"! I wonder what they mean... Maybe it's this!

*JJ&M hop onto small rocketships and zip around the 'screen'*

James: This must be it! Jessie, you're so brilliant!

Meowth: Dis is fun, but I don't t'ink...

Jessie: *cuts him off* And that's all the time we have for today!

James: Please join us next time for another episode of...

All: The Rocket Request Show!

*grin and pose for a moment*

Jessie: Are we off the air yet?

James: *flips camera off* We are now. *sigh* That was more difficult than I expected.

Jessie: Our fans sure have some odd requests...

James: *with sly smile* You know, Jess, we have an hour or two before we film this week's Pokemon episode... *winks* And Meowth's nowhere in sight...

Jessie: Oh James...

*they embrace and begin kissing passionately*

Meowth: *offstage with a camcorder* Ha! Dis is gonna make me a fortune!

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