The Best At Being The Worst

At least we're good at SOMETHING!
The Best At Being The Worst
The Team Rocket Tango!
Ooh la la!   Don't ask me...

Sung by:
Meowth
Jessie
James
Jessie and James together
Jessie, James, and Meowth

We're the best. at being the worst!
We're statistically number one
Yeah, a hundred percent
Incompetent!
Hey, that's never been done!
We're very good at being very bad
It's our grade of success that's sadly been weak
We'll just have to accept
We're completely inept
That's what makes us so unique

We're the Hindenburgs of crime
We crash and burn each and every time
 Masters of disaster
No one screws up faster
Hey! At failure we shine
We're an imperfect ten
Team Rocket's blasting off again!
So I guess we're just cursed
And youse heard it here first
We're the best at being the worst!

Who'd guess we'd get so far
By being completely sub-par?
 As losers we've raised the bar
 Now we're superstars!

(Jessie and James tango while Meowth serenades them. badly)
La da da dee da dah. (etc.)

We're the best at being the worst
At coming in last, we're always the first
Our flaws are top-drawer
We define Murphy's Law
We're the best at being the worst
We're totally immersed
And incredibly well-versed
We're the best at being. the worst!

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