This is what happens when two adults (adults in name only, that is) get married and combine their toy collections.

Dat's what you get, Puff! Dat's fer ruinin' all our brilliant plans wit' yer dumb singin'!
Jigglypuuuuuuuuff!
Chaaarrrbok! (Too bad Weezing's missing this!)

On the next episode of Pokemon - Team Rocket gets a Budget!

I caught Optimus Prime! He's a natural-born leader... just like me!
Plus he matches my outfit! We'll be the Boss's favorites in no time!

I caught Ultra Magnus! He's tough, he's huge, and he's got a gun bigger than my body!
Those twerps will never stop us now! Eeeehee hee hee!

I got Scourge, an' he got Pikachu! Who's da Top Cat now?
Pikaaaa... (Owwww...)

Join me, and together we will rule the galaxy!
Hmm, rule the galaxy, or chase after a stupid electric rat... where do I sign?

BEWARE THE IDES OF MARCH!

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