Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars

Mallow's "Psychopath" Ability - Secret Messages

One of the first Special Attacks that you'll come across in the game is called Psychopath - a special move performed by Mallow that allows you to see your opponents' remaining hit points. If you time the attack just right, you'll reveal another secret - your enemy's inmost thoughts. While these have no bearing on the gameplay at all, they're certainly an interesting tidbit of information.

Several years ago, I compiled a comprehensive list of all the enemies' Secret Thoughts uncovered using Psychopath. The only enemies I couldn't collect from appeared prior to Mallow's game appearance, and are marked as -nothing-. All info below was gathered by me - if you use anywhere on your own site, please give credit!

Regular Enemies
Alley Rat   Don't pity me, Mario!
Amanita   Gotta work on my tan!
Ameboid   Get outta my face.
Apprentice   I've had ENOUGH.
Arachne   note Day-O...
Armored Ant   Do one good turn a day!
Artichoker   Relax a little, okay?
Bahamutt   Give me a chance, here.
Bandana Blue   Color me Blue, mates!!
Bandana Red   I love the color RED!
Big Bertha   Adabing, ADABANG!
Birdy   I HATE Valentina.
Blaster   Wanna join me?
Bloober   I love floating around.
Bluebird   You are... magnificent
Bob-Omb   Ouch. HEY! Watch it!
Box Boy   Been waitin' 100 years!
Buzzer   Buzzzzz...
Carroboscis   I ALWAYS eat my vegetables!
Chained Kong   A tad warm, isn't it?!
Chester   I love my job! ♥
Chewy   I'm just a fresh flower.
Chomp   Workin' on a chain gang.
ChompChomp   Hey, let's PLAY!
Chow   Hey, I fought you already!
Cluster   I'll psyche you out!
Corkpedite  

Off! FORGET IT!

Corkpedite (Body)   ......
Crook   You can't run away! Ha!
Crusty   Look at THIS!
Doppel   This's been a bad year!
Dry Bones   I'm sick of gettin' hit!
Enigma   Gather around! Watch it!
Fautso   Thanks to you I'm free!
Fink Flower   Gimme your best shot!
Fireball   Blurb blurb blurb...
Forkies   Shika shika shika~~!
Formless   I have a secret!
Frogog   This bright sunlight better not fry me!
Geckit   Geck... Geck... GOCK?
Gecko   Red? What about Green?
GlumReaper   Comin' through...
Goby   Blub blub blub...
Goomba   Goomba gumba... phew!
Goombette   Me speak soft, BIG STICK!
Gorgon   I just wanna go home.
Greaper   Any reaping to be done?
Gu Goomba   Hey, maybe I CAN win!
Guerrilla   Don't confuse me with someone else!
Heavy Troopa   I'll make ya beautiful!
Hidon   You wanna run, huh?!
Hippopo   This is a drag...
Hobgoblin   Havin' a blast today!
Jabit   This is the pits!
Jawful   Huh?
Jester   I've failed my King...
K-9   May I take a BITE?
Kinklink   -nothing-
Kriffid   Aloe~ there!
Lakitu   Why do people hate me?
Leuko   Floating's a bad habit.
Li'l Boo   Beep pa doodle-dee! note
Machine Axem Black   Will I make the team?
Machine Axem Green   Whew! Vertigo!
Machine Axem Pink   Oh! My makeup!
Machine Axem Red   Gotta fight for evil!
Machine Axem Yellow   I'm STARVED!
Machine Bowyer   Nya! I'll SNUFF ya! NYA!
Machine Mack   Mario! I'm BAAAAAAAACK!
Machine Drill Bit   -nothing-
Machine Shyster   Boing, boing, boing.
Machine Yaridovich   My promotion's at stake!
Machine Yaridovich (clone)   Look out, LOSERS!
Mad Mallet   Work, work, work...
Magmite   Got a thorn in my foot.
Magmus   Clobber me for good life!
Malakoopa   Just call me "General!"
Mastadoom   Phew, I'm FREEZING...
Mr. Kipper   I'm a fresh little fish.
Mokura   Mwa ha ha...
Muckle   Gotta know your limits
Mukumuku   Ya trying to bug me?!
Ninja   Wooo HOOO! I'm a FOO!
Octolot   Check out my legs!
Octovader   I'm a part-time typist!
Oerlikon   I live to eat.
Orb User   I hate Kinklinks!
Orbison   Don't jump on me!
Pandorite   "I'm trying to sleep, OK?"
Pinwheel   What a day it's been...
Piranha Plant   Pretty boring nowadays.
Pounder   Whambam SLAM!
Poundette   Love conquers ALL.
Pulsar   I'm a mini-pulsar.
Puppox   What does it all MEAN?
Pyrosphere   Vroom, VROOM!!
Rat Funk   Squeek, squeek...
Reacher   Hope you'll stay close.
Remo Con   The world is history.
Ribbite   "My dad says, "Hello.""
Rob-Omb   Disappear? Maybe later!
Sackit   This is just how I am.
Shadow   You're a model, right?
Shaman   I'm losing this fight!
Shogun   Do as you like.
Shy Away   La Dee Dah~ Ha Ha.
Shy Guy   Hold still, okay?!
Shy Ranger    
Sky Troopa   What a gorgeous day!
Sling Shy   Hear my song.
Snapdragon   I did a lot in my youth.
Snifit   Minimum wage for THIS?!
Sparky   Fire EVERYWHERE!
Spikester   Why, you're AFRAID of me!
Spikey   Just try and jump on me!
Spinthra   Oh! I'm gonna poison ya!
Spookum   Que pasa?
Springer   What's going on here?
Star Cruster  

I'M NOT A CRAB!!

Starslap   They think I'm goofy...
Stinger   Strike the pose!
Strawhead    
Stumpet   Express yourself!
Terra Cotta   Oh, Mr. Bowser~~
Terrapin   -nothing-
The Big Boo   Stop staring at me!
Tub-O-Troopa   My shell's shot!
Vomer   Nobody, NOBODY likes me.
Wiggler   I'm just a helpless wiggler...
Zeostar   Oh, I can't stand him!

Boss Enemies
Axem Black   You're timing stinks!
Axem Green   Are we done here?
Axem Pink   Red, WRONG POSITION!
Axem Rangers   It's a melee!
Axem Red   I'm all thumbs today!
Axem Yellow   We're lookin' GOOD!
Belome   I just... wanna sleep.
Belome   There's a yummy in my tummy!
Birdo   I just love life!
Boomer   This is the end...
Booster   This is like realizing you're outside without your clothes on!
Bowser Clone   Grr... my castle...
Bowyer   What's with these folks?
Bundt   Congratulations.
Clerk   10 years I've been here!
Cloaker   I love cold hard steel!
Cloaker (w/ Earth Link)   I can't think straight!
Countdown   We're into overtime!
Croco   -nothing-
Croco   Ooh, I'm good!
Culex   A little off, eh?
Czar Dragon   Flamin' hot, right at ya!
Ding-A-Ling   Wake up sleepyheads!
Director   I just lost EVERYTHING.
Dodo   I'm starved... later!
Domino   MAGIC! DEAL with it!
Domino (w/ Mad Adder)   Sh... sho... shocked!
Drill Bit   -nothing-
Earth Crystal   I hate being awakened!
Earth Link   What a royal pain!
Eggbert    
Exor   Gotta mow the lawn soon.
Factory Chief   Who DARES to fight ME?!
Fire Crystal   I gotta vacuum tonight!
Geno Clone   Star Pieces... Star...
Grate Guy   Peace is just a dream.
Gun Yolk   If we're beaten, the boss is alone!
Hammer Bro   -nothing-
Helio   I'm burnin' up inside!
Jagger   Oh! I'm so excited!
Jinx   You're just a beginner!
Jinx   Sympathy!? Not from me!
Jinx   Ooh! I'm gonna hurt ya!
Jinx Clone   I'm the REAL thing!
Jonathan Jones   Whoa! It's all over.
King Bomb   I LIVE to explode!
King Calamari   The ship's MINE! SCRAM!
Knife Guy   Happiness is hip!
Left Eye   I can't see a thing!
Mack   "Boing, boing, boing"
Mad Adder   I'm alive and kicking.
Magikoopa   That's... my child?
Mallow Clone   Ma? Pa? Where are ya?
Manager   25 years of working, sigh.
Mario Clone   ......
Megasmilax   I was a water baby!
Mezzo Bomb   Look out!
Micro Bomb   Small is as small does.
Neosquid   I'm so utterly alone...
Punchinello   Yeeha! I see we're already famous!
Raspberry   Congratulations!
Right Eye   I've got an astigmatism!
Shelly   Slow Down!
Shyper   Ooh! This'll be fun!
Smelter   I brush after every meal!
Smilax   Turn your eyes!
Smithy (first)   Eh?! Not bad!
Smithy (body)   What a heavy head!
Smithy (head)   This isn't good at all!
Smithy (magic)   Good magic, bad defense.
Smithy (mask)   Nothin' can hurt me!
Smithy (tank)   Don't shock me! DON'T!
Smithy (treasure)   What's hidden inside?!
Tentacles, left   You wouldn't... EAT me?!
Tentacles, right   Keep me in cool!
Torte   Cake! Vatch zee CAKE.
Toadstool 2   It's tough to be pretty!
Valentina   I tell ya, he's NOTHING!
Water Crystal   Get me back underground!
Wind Crystal   Whhhhhhooooo...
Yaridovich   My promotion's at stake
Yaridovich clone   I'm not the real McCoy!
Zombone   We're not done yet!

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